February 2011
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February 4, 2011
Mir: What does "the gardener" by tallest man in earth make you think of?
Becky: It makes me think of the lesbian my ex boyfriend was fucking and who i killed and buried in my urban garden in New Orleans where i spend my summers.
Mir: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
Becky: Yes. ... I am well-acquainted with many "family-style" restaurants.
Mir: If you were a dinosaur, what noise would you make?
Becky: cccchhrrrrr
Mir: What word do you use the most?
Becky: jank. or girth, let's be honest.
Mir: What' the first song you knew all the words to?
Becky: Every Morning by Sugar Ray
Mir: How old were you?
Becky: seven ... five ...
Mir: How do you feel about being one of the leading intellectuals of your time?
Becky: Well its not like being Britney Spears, but its aint half-bad either
Mir: How do you feel about sex, drugs and rock & roll?
Becky: Well, putting them in order from most favorite to least, i'd have to say sex, sex, sex. Rock & roll is only okay if played by a naked man whose guitar barely conceals his "quivering member"
Mir: Tell us about your bra.
Becky: My bra? Wanna see it? Mauve with darker purple lace. is a size 32 DD (boys, if you're reading this) lies, its a 32 B.
Mir: Any closing words?
Becky: Peace, love, shakira shakira. No! love is a battle field - Pat Benetar
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